Mr Blobby


Mr Blobby
The culmination of Pete's career was his supporting role as Mr Blobby's minder. Mr Blobby was the solo artist whose haunting medodies and poignant lyrics redeemed the reputation of English popular music in the early 1990s.

Mr Blobby


10 seconds... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... Ignition... Lift off!

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand,
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land.

"Let's hear it for Mr Blobby!"
(Blobby, blobby, blobby)

His philosophy of life will steer him through,
And as far as he can see,
He's the same as you and me,
There's nothing in the world he cannot do.

No hill too high, no desert too dry,
No road too long, no tide too strong,
No bridge too far, he's got a car,
No slope to steep, no thought too deep,
No star too bright, no squeeze too tight,
No tale too tall, no cat too cool,
No bass too low, he'll give it a go,
No end to his talents, no sense of balance!

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, when disaster strikes you never get depressed,
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best.

Although he's unconventional in hue,
His philosophy of life will steer him through,
And despite the limitation
Of his poor coordination,
He knows he'll show the world a thing or two.
(Blobby, blobby, blobby)

Blobby, Mr Blobby, you're the guy who puts the "do" in "do or die",
Blobby, Mr Blobby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy.

No ride too rough, no test too tough,
No act too slick, no race too quick,
No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot,
No style too chic, no joke too weak,
No chance too slim, no fate too grim,
No foe too strog, no odds too long,
No price too high, he's put some by,
No dodge, no doubt, no backing out.

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if humanity's a question of degree,
Blobby, Mr Blobby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree.

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you're the one who bears the pink and yellow crest,
Blobby, Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best.

Me Pete!
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